cokestream:

* seductively flips leg hair* 

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fast-teen-and-furious-wolf:

“Come on, no one died, all right? Look, they may have been a little bit maiming, okay, a little mangling, but no death. That’s what I call an important distinction.”

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dennys:

Reblog if you want someone to take you to Denny’s tonight.

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_{WE’RE OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROWBACK // songs you’ll never forget the lyrics to}

_{01. complicated - avril lavigne  02. mr brightside - the killers 03. dirty little secret - the all american rejects  04. I want it that way - the backstreet boys  05. the anthem - good charlotte  06. wannabe - spice girls  07. ocean avenue - yellowcard  08. lucky - britney spears  09. all star - smash mouth  10. 1985 - bowling for soup  11. the curse of curves - cute is what we aim for  12. holiday - green day  13. stacy’s mom - fountains of wayne  14. pop - n’sync  15. it had to be you - motion city soundtrack  16. crazy in love - beyonce  17. dear maria count me in - all time low  18. I write sins not tragedies - panic! at the disco // LISTEN}

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rest-is-for-thedead:

nothing I can add will make this funnier

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ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

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sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

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princesssfreckles:

Supernatural in a nutshell:
We hunt monsters!...What the hell?

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czystiel:

aquasandyled:

czystiel:

If Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine had a baby, it’d have the most ridiculous eyebrows ever.

I beg to differ…

It’s not the eyebrows what I’m thinking of

(Img is not mine)

OH MY FUCKING GOD 

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fallinginloveatthelimabean:

ladies and gentlemens, Chris Colfer receiving a bouquet of flowers…

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missaishah:

I have to say that where I live Doctor Who is not well known, in fact nobody I know has ever watched an episode (why do you think I spend so much time on the internet?) of Doctor Who, let alone is as enamored with it as I am. So being a lone whovian here I wouldn’t mind someone who likes DW as much as me. Here are some cheddar like pick-up lines that I would kill to hear being used…preferably on me ;)

• Not a snog box? I’ll be the judge of that.
• You’ve stolen both my hearts.
• A Cyberman couldn’t delete you from my heart.
• Are you a Dalek? Cause you’ve been rolling through my mind all night.
• Are you a TARDIS? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I’m flying around the universe.
• I’d like to take you out for texting and scones.
• Why don’t you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
• Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.
• You’re so Oodiful.
• I’ve just been wandering around, hoping to bump into you.
  would you be my companion?
• Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, I’ve all time and space, but I’ve come to see you.
• I’d wait 2000 years for you.
• Fezzes are red, the TARDIS is blue, Custard is lovely and so are you.
• Hello sweetie.
• Permission to express my opposition to you currently being single?
• If there’s that big of an age difference, we can always get the Angels to send one of us back in time.
• The snow can feed off my thoughts- they’re all about you.
• I’ve got ice in my heart, a kiss on my lips, and nothing to do Saturday.
• You don’t need a defabricator to get rid of my clothes.
• Are you from Gallifrey? Because you are definitely out of this world.
• My sonic screwdriver won’t work on you- it doesn’t have a setting for unbelievably attractive.
• Me/You? The best ship in the universe
• You had me at hello sweetie
• I don’t need an Ood translator to say how cute you are.               
• I’ll love you ‘til the end of time, cross my hearts and hope to regenerate.
• To me… you are Spoilers.   
• Are you the TARDIS? You sexy thing you.     
• Will you be my Amelia Pond and I your Roman?
• You are Dalektable.
• I would change a fixed point in time for you.
• You’ve got on that ‘she’s hot when she’s clever face.’
• You and me, we should get a drink sometime. And married.
• You are authorized and the flirting will continue.
• I don’t care if your lipstick is poisoned or not- I just want you to kiss me.
• Are you the TARDIS? Because you are Sexy.
• We go together like fish fingers and custard.
• Baby, where have you been all my life? I’ve been looking for you like you’re Prisoner Zero.
• You know, if you aren’t of age, I have a time machine. I’ll see you in a few years.
• I’m Captain Jack Harkness. Hello.
• I am a Cyberman, and I want to delete the space between us.
• You’ve been looking- you like it.
• It doesn’t the knowledge of a Time Lord to know that you’re amazing.
• The TARDIS translates what you say and what I say into the language of love.
• No, that’s not “the sound of drums”. That’s just my heart.
• Girl on a scale of William Hartnell to David Tennant, you’re a Matt Smith
• Is it raining up? it must be beacuse you’ve got me over the moon.
  I give you air from my lungs..
  
  Yes they are cheesy but I would love to meet someone (anyone,HELP ME!!) in person who actually knew who the Doctor was, let alone knew these cheesy pick-up lines. Aren’t they amusing? :)

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

happy father’s day everyone

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