ander-son:

finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

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con-air-bunny:

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

Perfect humans

Omg, the guy is using an ironing board.

(via masareesepuff)

avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

(Source: humanbeing001972978, via thatsprettyschway)

goodlyrottenapple:

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i-can-sew-shit:

this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever

(via captainamericock)

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puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

(via stonemed)

pi4nobl4ck:

Bad taste punishment.

(via masareesepuff)

batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

(via stonemed)

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

(Source: jeffkooons, via demonofderse)

joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

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andy-shunsho:

ankh-the-odd:

theamericankid:

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

MAN IRON

LORD

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UUUUGGH. Doctor Who is such an amazing show but season finales/when the companions leave. SO MANY FEELS. IT’S LIKE I’M GOING TO EXPLODE AND TURN INTO A FEELY FEEL PILE OF GOO.

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it　

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

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